Twas the night before the holidays and what does the defense do

Twas the night before the holidays

And what does the defense do

Why - file summary judgment motions of course

In this particular case - two

Day and night they toiled, crafting worthless pieces of fiction

Seeking to ruin plaintiff attorneys' holiday plans - what a crappy mission

Nick slithered

Dale slunk

With smiles most unpleasant

Two humorless grinches delivering their nasty presents.

Photo:  The real, sweeter grinch (by Dr. Seuss).