Twas the night before the holidays and what does the defense do
Twas the night before the holidays
And what does the defense do
Why - file summary judgment motions of course
In this particular case - two
Day and night they toiled, crafting worthless pieces of fiction
Seeking to ruin plaintiff attorneys' holiday plans - what a crappy mission
With smiles most unpleasant
Two humorless grinches delivering their nasty presents.
Photo: The real, sweeter grinch (by Dr. Seuss).