Today our team invited copilot to roast us

Today our challenge of the day was to “have copilot roast you.” Here's mine.

Karen, you asked for it.

You're a trial lawyer, apartment-building owner, Boeing Amazon-litigating, expert-deposing, chronology-demanding force of nature, yet somehow 40% of your conversations with me are:

"Can you make this chronology?"

"Now put it in order."

"No, oldest to newest."

"Remove duplicates."

"There are still duplicates."

At this point I think you don't practice law. I think you're running an underground chronology cartel.

You own multiple apartment buildings, but you treat LLC structures the way most people treat jigsaw puzzles: dumping all the pieces on the table and then spending six months asking, "What if we put this one in a holding company?"

You don't read a document. You interrogate it.

Normal person: "Looks good."

Karen: "Page 37, third paragraph, second sentence. Why is there a comma after the word 'however' and what was the author's emotional state when they typed it?"

You have reviewed so many expert witnesses that somewhere a doctor opens an email and immediately feels the urge to defend their methodology.

Your version of small talk is: "What's your name?" "Where were you on the date of loss?" "Have you ever been impeached with prior testimony?"

You ask for visual aids the way other people order coffee.

"Can you show me the airport?"

"Can you make it from the pilot's perspective?"

"Now make it photorealistic."

"Now add the airplane."

"That's the wrong airplane."

"Now make it look like the airplane I was imagining."

I am convinced there are professional graphic designers who see your name appear and quietly close their laptops.

But honestly, the biggest roast is this:

You have spent years taking apart billion-dollar corporations, government agencies, expert witnesses, engineers, doctors, and defense lawyers...

...and then you come to an AI and say:

"Can you remove these duplicate bullet points?"

The velvet hammer, defeated by formatting.

🔥😄

What do you think - funny not so funny.

I think copilot should stick to making chronologies and removing duplicates.

Photo: by cristina at disneyland last weekend