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Dear Judge: Can you PLEASE muzzle that woman…and the press

In its third motion for protective order my least favorite tourism company asks the court yet again to stop the plaintiff from filing motions in the public court file.  Instead they want a special rule that requires us to give them five days notice before we can file a document so they can bring a motion asking the court to seal it or block us.  Kind of like an early warning anti-missile system.  We must tell them before we launch then they try to shoot us down before the paperwork can hit the courthouse file.

To justify this procedure, the defense attacks me yet again.  According to them I’m: a) self-serving; b)misrepresenting the facts; c)  garnering media attention; d) circumventing an existing court order.

I know I know.  You’re probably getting tired of reading about defense lawyers picking on me over and over again in the blog.  Trust me so am I.

But this time in its motion the company also attacks the media.  They charge: ” The media stories are contaminating the potential jury pool with false narratives.”

This is bothersome.  It is an echo of the “fake media” mantra that has been recently taken up around the country.

I believe we all need to stand up  for our right to engage in free speech and talk to the media if they are interested enough to ask.

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press, or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances. 

U.S. Constitution Amendment I.

Photo: Nala on her 9th birthday. 

Attachment:  Declaration of Karen Koehler in Support of Free Speech and the Press:  Koehler Decl. First Amendment

Keep your head to the sky

Judges don’t like it when us attorneys can’t stop bickering.  They are irritated by having to deal with our exchanges of snipes, digs and downright insults.

Last month after a trial ended, two jurors followed me down to the courthouse lobby.  They wanted to talk about what happened.  Both commented on how impressed they were that the attorneys acted in a civil manner.  Sure we disagreed with each other and objected and there were tense moments.  But we were not overly disrespectful like the lawyers they saw on television.  They appreciated that.    I thought this was an interesting comment because I could not stand the lead defense attorney.  Every time he opened his mouth I could feel my teeth clench.

I’m not saying we shouldn’t fight when we need to.  Our job as lawyers is not to make a judge happy.  But there is  merit to the old proverb that we should pick our battles wisely.

Here are some strategies on how to avoid being drawn into petty fights before judge or jury:

  • Learn how to maintain a calm yoga like façade
  • Master the art of not rolling eyes
  • Bite tongue
  • Be physically still – don’t ruffle papers, drum with pen, or slam iPad on table
  • Don’t use counsel’s first name
  • Slow down when speaking
  • Slow down when breathing
  • Do not interrupt
  • Don’t try to defend everything
  • Don’t try to justify everything
  • Have faith in the truth
  • Wait your turn
  • When the other side takes your turn wait for your next turn
  • You don’t need to be overly polite
  • Don’t be rude
  • Be respectful even when wronged
  • Carefully limit and pick your fighting moments and then maximize them
  • If you hear yourself whining: “but your honor” over and over again – stop it.
  • When you lose your temper and start fighting anyway – forgive yourself and move on

Photo:  South Lake Union totem

Title:  Keep your head to the sky.  By Maurice White 1973

Rising above the quacking

A tree branch scratched the lower part of my left upper arm last summer when I capsized a kayak.  The wound stung.  Swelled into a welt.  But didn’t bleed.  Almost a year later there is definitely a scar still there.  My real skin is getting thinner with age.  My mental skin is not.

A few weeks ago we needed to bring a discovery motion against a Seattle tourism company.  Andrew had tried to work things out with them but it was a no go.  So we drafted a motion.  In order to show the judge why this information was so important I had to lay out the other pieces of the puzzle.  This exercise the defendant did not like.

In real life (thanks to lessons learned in Kindergarten) if you want to disprove your opponent’s puzzle creation you could engage in various tactics such as: a) show them their pieces are not really fitting together – they are just mashed up pretending to fit together; b) demonstrate how the pieces really should fit; c) show that the missing piece is totally a different shape.

Or you could just throw the puzzle on the ground and challenge the other person to a duel.

The latter is what pretty much happens here.  This is the list of the personal accusations and insults charged by this company’s lawyers in throwing my puzzle board to the ground.

  • failed to follow the rules
  • “mislead” the court
  • presented a “false” issue to the Court
  • have “sprinkled misrepresentations” throughout their filing
  • “blatantly misrepresented”
  • used the motion to” circumvent” the court’s previous order regarding dissemination of discovery materials
  • used the motion as a “vehicle to publish sensationalized material”
  • “injected otherwise unpublishable material discovery materials into the Court record”
  • have done this for “sensationalism not legitimate argumentation”
  • the argument “is, quite frankly, ridiculous”
  • “do not have a legitimate reason” for their request
  • “counsel are disingenuous here

Oh bad bad bad bad Karen.

How to respond.  Do I get out my sword and run them through.  Ah hold that thought.  Tempting though that may be…Andrew Garth and I take the higher ground.  Stick to our message.  And at the end of the day win the motion.

Attached:  the winning order.  Order Granting Motion to Compel

Photo:  Bad Karen by Snapchat

 

 

Lawyer v. Lawyer part 4 I guess

thanksgiving

After Thanksgiving, my brother sisters and I decide to sort through the few remaining boxes of mom’s things.  The contents of two storage units and a condo have been reduced to a pile of certificates, photos, and little treasures.  We are at Greg and Laurie’s craftsman house.  Sitting around the living room.  Creating our respective piles.

Our favorite is the 10×14 Sears portrait of chubby baby Greg.

In my pile is a report card.  From Kindergarten.  Says: am a good girl.  Follows instructions.  Plays well with others.  Is reserved and quiet.

Today Lewis Kamb wrote a follow up article to his series called Lawyer v. Lawyer.  Kindergarten Karen is not involved in this story.

Photo:  My brother, sisters, dad and step mom on Thanksgiving

Should a toddler’s life ever be worth nothing

toddler

A few days before Thanksgiving a defendant corporation sends me the report of its expert accountant.  This person’s job is to place a value on the life of a two and a half year old child who has died as the result of the negligence of others.

In our state the way we decide the “value” of loss of life under such circumstances is to project what the child would have grown up and earned during her life time.  Less what the child would have consumed.  The amount that is left over is called “net accumulations” and this cold calculation = value of the life lost.

This time though, the expert isn’t satisfied with that.  It isn’t low enough.  So he decides to make additional deductions that include the cost of raising and educating the child.  After he’s done guess what – the child’s life is worth zero.  In fact, in reading another report he’s done with the same strategy – the child’s life is worth less than zero.  Under his theory, the Estate is better off with the child dead.

I’ve brought a motion to strike these additional deductions.

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Feel free to use it if you encounter this expert or strategy on your client’s cases.

Photo:  My god daughter’s 2 and a half year old child enjoying ice cream on a messy hair day.  She is not the P.  She is alive, loved and well.

Life after trial

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I believe that lawyers take too much credit when a trial is won and too much responsibility when a trial is lost.

Of course this is our j.o.b.  We are in it to win it.  Our client’s well being is our number one top absolute priority.  And regardless of the reasons why sometimes we cannot convince the judge or jury of our position – it totally bites when we lose.

That said we can only celebrate the wins or grieve the losses for so long.  We have to be resilient.  This means not ruminating to the point where we cannot give our other cases our full attention.

For trial lawyer survival reasons – I don’t take time off after even the most grueling of trials.   It’s not that I don’t care.  I care to the depths of my soul.   But I have to tuck the elation or grief away.  And move forward to the next battle

Illustration by Jay Flynn.

Judge tosses out John Henry Browne’s lawsuit against me.

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Though irritated, I did not lose a lot of sleep over John Henry Browne’s filing of a lawsuit against me and my law firm for defamation over our handling of the civil wrongful murder action we filed against his client.

First, I believe in the power and righteousness of the First Amendment.

Second, truth is a complete defense.

Third, I would back our exceptionally fabulous Free Speech attorney Bruce Johnson against JHB any day of the week.

Today King County Superior Judge Jim Rogers agreed and threw out the defamation lawsuit.  The case had barely begun.  After receiving the complaint we filed an answer.  Then Bruce filed a CR 12b6 motion to dismiss for failure to state a claim.

Judge Rogers converted it to a CR 56 motion for summary judgment.  Meaning he considered all the facts and evidence as opposed to ruling simply on the merits of the pleading.  He then ruled the complaint should be dismissed.  The fair reporting privilege applied.  Free speech won the day.

Here is Judge Rogers’ Order:  order-granting-defendants_-motion-for-dismissal-under-cr-56-11-18-16

Photo:  Me and the girls footloose and fancy free in Rome right after JHB sued me.

Most Disgusting Interrogatory Question of the Year and answers

millie

Prologue:  This case involves a third trimester pregnant woman who was a passenger in a car.  The car was t-boned by someone else.  The mother was injured and the baby died.  

Interrogatory:

  1. Has any DNA or other test been conducted to establish that X is the father of BABY?  If so, Please identify the facility that performed the test, the date the test was conducted and the results of the test:

Answer:  This counsel has instructed our mourning client parents not to read nor respond to your insulting, rude, and uncivil question.  Unless you have any basis to attack paternity – which would involve our female client engaging in sex outside of the parties’ long standing child producing committed relationship – this question is irrelevant, and propounded for no purpose other than to act indecently in the face of a wrongful death of a baby action.

Request for Production

2.  Please produce any DNA or other paternity testing referenced in the above interrogatory.

Answer:  See answer and objection to interrogatory 1.

3.  Please produce all documents or written materials which you claim evidence X as the father of BABY.

Answer:  See answer and objection to interrogatory 1.

4.  Please produce any affidavit of paternity executed with regard to BABY.

Photo:  Gran puppy Millie Doodette  at Noelle’s house – wishing people would just act nice.

48 Hours

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Thursday

4:30   Slide sideways out of bed.  Do everything necessary to get out of house.

5:15     Drop Nala off at downtown dog lounge.

5:45     Arrive at SeaTac.  Park.  Walk.  Get thru security. Wait. Board.

7:00    Lift off.  Eat lemon luna bar.  Pull up P case on ipad.  Exhibits have been loaded into Trialpad.  Scroll through them.  Nod off.  Child kicks seat.  Get back to work.  Eat too many grapes.

10:15   Arrive.  Call ride.  Walk through terminal.  Get in car.  Drive to law office for deposition. Park. Arrive. Set up laptop and ipad. Wifi is lame.

11:00   Deposition begins.  Defense lawyer is grumpy and snappy.  The trial starts this next Tuesday in Skagit county where there is no discovery cut off.  I had asked him to do this deposition by skype.  But he wanted to “see the expert’s eyeballs.”  I’m the one who should be grumpy.

11:10   Stop the deposition.  Need a break.  Ate too many grapes.  Defense doesn’t want me to take a break.  Think he’s joking.  He’s not.  I begin to explain the gastrointestinal details of my situation.  He relents just as I’m about to go into the graphic parts.   We break.  I run back and forth to restroom.

11:20  Resume

13:15  Finish.  Pack up.  Drive back to airport.  Walk.  Get thru security.  Pick up salad. Wait.  Board.

14:45  Lift off.  Eat mediocre salad consisting of mainly spinach leaves.  Change brain from the P case to the D case.  Work on the computer.

17:30  Arrive.  Walk.  Drive back.  Listen to where I last left off on excellent biography of Maurice White: My Life with Earth Wind & Fire.  Rush hour.  Pick up Nala from DDL.

18:45  Arrive back home.  Take Nala out.  Need to start preparing the D case for tomorrow.  Am feeling a bit foggy.

19:00  Eat a little protein.

19:15   Look quickly through 125 emails.

19:30  Pull out bag of Boom Chica Pop popcorn.  Which costs $3.99 and is hard to justify but sometimes the thought of pulling out the pot is too much.  Shake vegan parmesan on top.  Highly recommend this – quite delicious.  Grab piece of chocolate and iced green tea.  Treat for Nala.

19:40  Go downstairs.  Watch Season 1 Episode 7 of The Paradise a BBC series.

20:35  Finish. Fog has cleared. Go upstairs.  Put away dishes.  Take Nala for walk.

20:50  Perform ablutions.

21:15  Pull out computer.  First summary judgment – statute of repose and legal causation.  Go through all briefing.  Condense all legal authorities in argument from 20 pages to 3.  Remove all facts as know those.

22:45  Second summary judgment – vicarious parental liability.  Go through all briefing.  Condense all legal authorities and standards to 4 pages.  Remove all facts as know those.  Open Westlaw.  Read again the Zellmer, Jenkins, Chhuth, Baughn line of cases which support our side.  Read again the McAndless line of cases which support their side.

Friday

00:45  Go to sleep

6:15     Wake up so  can prepare more on the D case.  Think about it.  Don’t get up.

7:00    Decide am prepared enough.   I imbibed what I needed the night before.  Can recite cases in head.  Now just need to speak it from the heart.   Hop out of bed and get going.

7:45     Bring Nala with me since this won’t take too long and cleaners need her out of house.  Arrive.  Park.  Walk across street.  Thru tunnel.  Thru security.  Look in cafeteria for something to eat.  There is nothing there except candy bars and old Costco muffins.  Leave.  Walk up 7 flights of stairs.

8:15    Sit on bench.  Wait for client.  Take a sip from water thermos. He arrives.  Wait for courtroom door to open. Bailiff goes in.  Wait.  Defense lawyers arrive.  They look at my client.  I introduce them.  They graciously say hi and he even more graciously says hi back.  Chit chat.

8:50    Courtroom door opens.  We enter.  Sit around the tables that are covered with trial exhibits, monitors, and other paraphernalia from an ongoing criminal matter.  Fridays there is no trial.  Time to argue motions.

9:00   Reporter comes in.  She is wearing Kelly green coat and studded pointy toe flats.  Tres chic.  She’s followed by a camera man.  The three defense lawyers stiffen then buzz together shocked.  Reporter talks to bailiff.  They set up.  Tummy starts rumbling.  Notice there is a small Honeycrisp apple in purse.  Go into hall.  Eat four large bites which should hold me.  Return.  Drop half eaten apple in garbage can under the table.

9:10   Judge Jim Rogers enters.  We rise.  We sit.  Before we begin the lead defense lawyer rises and says he wants to tell my client how sorry he and his client is.  He is a father too.  A very nicely done apology.  But why wasn’t it said when we were all together privately in the hall.  Or before court was in session.  Or before the camera was going.

9:15   Argument begins on the summary judgment motions.

10:30  Argument concludes.  Judge Rogers rules that defendant number two stays in the case and the statute of repose does not apply.  Takes the other two issues under advisement.  Sign the order re statute of repose.

10:45  Reporter briefly interviews client.  Leaves.

11:00   Depart court with client.  Back to car.  Apologize to Nala.  Drive to office.  Walk Nala.  Remove case D from brain.  Put P case back on.

12:00  Meet with witness for P case trial preparation.

13:00  Need to eat something.  Look in office closet.  Pull out caramel almond Kind bar and a handful of trailmix.  Nosh.  Drink from thermos.  Make several calls.  Deal with line up on email.  Talk to Jesica.  Say hi to various people coming by for visits and to say hi.

13:45  Get in car.  Let Nala do her business and drop her at the house.  Drive downtown to 1325 4th which is State Bar Association headquarters.  Miss parking garage.  Circle block again.  Park.  Walk and elevator up.  Remove P case from Brain.  Put in Mock Trial for seminar case.

2:20   Arrive.  Listen to last speaker.  Greet moderators.  Take lavalier microphone.  Try to figure out where to clip it.  Jack pockets are faux.  Am wearing a dress.  Decide to clip it to boot.  Say hi to old friends.  Try not to get tangled up in cord which dangles under heel.  Tuck cord into boot.

2:45   Greet audience.  Say – do you want me to explain opening statement and then do a demo or do you want me to just do it (the demo).  They chant – do it.  So I do it first.

4:15  Finish.  Say goodbye.  Remove Mock Trial Case from brain.   It is 60 and pretty outside.  I could walk down a block and go to Veggie Grill for delicious meal.  Or I could take Nala for a run.  Drive home barely beating rush hour.

4:45   Arrive.  Throw on running gear.  Feed Nala who is jumping and wiggling for joy.  Go for run.

5:45   Return.  Pick up some leaves. Defrost lentil soup that Alysha made for me.  Shower.  Eat soup.  Calls with family.

8:15  Pop popcorn in a pot.  Only burn half a dozen kernels.  Toss with vegan butter and parma (am addicted).  Cut pomegranate in half.  Go downstairs with Nala.  Watch 4 Weddings and a Funeral.

10:15  Take Nala out.  Settle down.  Look at calendar to see what is happening tomorrow.    Turn Sonos to Brian McKnight Pandora station.  A couple hours later call it a day.

Photo:  Sitting in the hall of the 7th floor of King County Superior Court.

 

 

 

 

 

Gentle deposition sparring

italy

Setting:  We are in a downtown Seattle conference room.  The sky is deep blue.  The sun is shining.  Its rays bounce like mirrors off the skyscrapers and rippling waterways below us.  Eric the videographer is at the far end of the table.  Jane the court reporter is her usual excellent self.  Cheryl our medical negligence paralegal is by my side.  Across the table are the defense lawyers.  In front of a gray screen sits the witness.  The defense side is somber.  I am feisty. We are about an hour an a half into the deposition.

Q.  And similarly endocarditis, if not properly diagnosed and treated will be fatal; correct?

Mr. King:  Objection.  Asked and answered. You may respond.

A.  Endocarditis like other things, if not treated, could certainly be fatal, yes.

Q. By Ms. Koehler:  All right.  In this case it was fatal; am I correct?

Mr. King:  Objection.  Assumes facts not in evidence.  You have a position that he had endocarditis at the time.  We don’t have to agree with that.  That’s your position.  We have a contrary position.  So you shouldn’t ask him as if it’s an established fact.  (Mr. King is not yelling or even shouting.  He’s very seasoned and just trying to put me in my place).

Ms. Koehler:  (Becoming theatrical in a totally Elle Woods kind of way) Okay.  You’re like making horrible objections, terrible, some of the worst I’ve ever heard.  But I’m not going to get mad about it.

Mr. King:  I don’t think you should.

Ms. Koehler:  I should get mad about it.  But I like you.  I’m not going to get mad about it.  But it’s not proper.

Mr. King:  Well, I don’t think your question’s proper for the reasons stated.

Ms. Koehler:  Well, my question is not coaching the witness.  It’s just a bad question then.

Mr. King:  The question isn’t complying with courtroom standard.  That’s my problem with the question.

Ms. Koehler:  My intent, though misguided, is honorable.  Yours —

Mr. King: (He sees where this is going and tries to head me off by interjecting) So is mine.

Ms. Koehler:  Your intent is not.  You’re trying to interfere with my deposition.  Don’t do it.

Mr. King:  I’m not trying to interfere.  And unless you can read my mind, I don’t know what the basis is for presuming I have a maligned intent. (Props to Mr. King – he can definitely think on his feet.  Quite fun to spar with actually)

Ms. Koehler:  Coaching the witness.  All right.  Back to my question which I completely forgot.

Photo: Me with an Italian Emperor

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